Green Paint Jokes

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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One of them is purple

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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See No Green

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Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

How do you catch an orange elephant?

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How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!