Green Paint Jokes

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What's your favorite movie?

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There was a fork in the road.

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.