Green paint. Haha
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Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
She answered "About an inch".
H-E-L-L-O!
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
She paints a target icon around the outlet.
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
You gotta catch Jamal
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
It went back four seconds.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
Hielo.
Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.
Irrelevant.