What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

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What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.