What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

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What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line