What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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What is big hairy and can fly ?

King Kongcorde !

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.