What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

your boat, gently down the stream...