What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

Pond Jokes More Pond Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams