What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

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What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.