What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

you cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents