Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.