Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.