Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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Because they'll bite us!

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So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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They don't work.

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just cos.

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What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

What borders stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

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Let's save humanity.

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What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!