How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

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How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.