How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!