How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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Why can't white Tumb1r girls divide or multiply by two?

Because they can't even

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read