How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.