How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

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How do a neckbeard's cells divide?

by m'tosis

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What did the Shepard say when he saw the sheep?

I herd that!"

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*