What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect