What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.