What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.