What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.