What divides the humans from the monkeys?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Divide Jokes More Divide Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.