Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

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Why don't white girls like trigonometry?

Because secant even.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack