Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

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How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy