Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

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Why are girls always cold?

Because of their cold black hearts.

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

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Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud