Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

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Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places