Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.