Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months