Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !