Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell