What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man?

The large pizza can feed a family of four.