What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four"