Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"