Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

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How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing"

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !