What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

A: He's the stiff one.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs