If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
You stop milking a cow after 150 years.
flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
When you repost it.
Ask Jozsef Barsi.
You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.
Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
NASCAR
Because they're practicing to be men.
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
Everything's gonna be all white.
asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.