What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things