What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.