What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.