What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.