What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes