What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.