What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.