What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

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What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.