Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

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How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.