Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

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What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks