Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.