Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!