Badum Jokes

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

Who's there ! Con ! Con who?

Con unhinged !

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

City Jokes More City Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba