Badum Jokes

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Tight Seal Jokes More Tight Seal Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

Badum Tsss Jokes More Badum Tsss Jokes

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

Where did Noah keep the Bees?

In the Ark-Hives.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Carpentry Business Jokes More Carpentry Business Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*