Badum Jokes

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

A: Because he only made a good buccaneer.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget with leprosy?

A leperchaun!

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.