Apple Employee Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.