Apple Employee Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"

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How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

New Building Jokes More New Building Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.