Apple Employee Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

I Lightbulb Jokes More I Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.