How many Apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one... but it takes a shitload of light bulbs.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!