How many Apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one... but it takes a shitload of light bulbs.

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

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Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape. "

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!