How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.