Who cares...
Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.
To screw in the lightbulb.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
Because it was irr-elephant
I don't care.