How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

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How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'