How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

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How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

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What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.