How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

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How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.