What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.