What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!