What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin