What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

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What do you call a mail order bride from Thailand?

A she-mail

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

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What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*