Thailand Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

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Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What do you call a mail order bride from Thailand?

A she-mail

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Inhabitant Jokes More Inhabitant Jokes

What are the inhabitants of Crete called?

Cretins!

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Favorite City Jokes More Favorite City Jokes

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

Nevermind Jokes More Nevermind Jokes

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.