Thailand Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

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Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What do you call a mail order bride from Thailand?

A she-mail

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test?

He didn't know enough about inequalities

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Nevermind Jokes More Nevermind Jokes

What's the most annoying thing someone can say?

Nevermind.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Thai Fighter Jokes More Thai Fighter Jokes

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Inhabitant Jokes More Inhabitant Jokes

What are the inhabitants of Crete called?

Cretins!

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

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Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.