Thailand Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What do you call a mail order bride from Thailand?

A she-mail

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks?

a Fartender

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Phuket Jokes More Phuket Jokes

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.