Thailand Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What do you call a mail order bride from Thailand?

A she-mail

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Phuket Jokes More Phuket Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

Inhabitant Jokes More Inhabitant Jokes

What are the inhabitants of Crete called?

Cretins!

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."