Thailand Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

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Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What do you call a woman in Thailand?

A three-legged lady

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

What do you call a mail order bride from Thailand?

A she-mail

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Tsunami Jokes More Tsunami Jokes

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

How old are you?

I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

How many children did Josh Duggar molest?

19 kids and counting. Too soon? :/

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

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Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!