What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.