What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.