What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!