What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

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What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

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They can lighten your load !

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What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.