How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'