How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

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What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'