How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.