How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.