How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

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What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.