How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

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What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."