How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

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Where do fish sleep?

A. In a river bed

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even