How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

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How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."