Cersei Lannister Jokes

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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City Jokes More City Jokes

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What US city has the dirtiest waffles?

San Diego

Dorne Jokes More Dorne Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.