Cersei Lannister Jokes

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

City Jokes More City Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Philadelphia Jokes More Philadelphia Jokes

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Dorne Jokes More Dorne Jokes

How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black