Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

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How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"