Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

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What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What do you call a sudden breeze at The Masters?

Augusta wind.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"