Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

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Why can't black people get PhD's?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"