Confederate Flag Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop?

A spokesperson.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

Differ Jokes More Differ Jokes

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.