Differ Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.