Differ Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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Major Difference Jokes More Major Difference Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Joan Jokes More Joan Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.