Differ Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

Booze Jokes More Booze Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

Stoat Jokes More Stoat Jokes

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

What's the difference between a stoat and a weasel?

One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different