Confederate Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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