Confederate Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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You can actually punch information into a computer.

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What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.