Confederate Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

American Civil War Jokes More American Civil War Jokes

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

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Robert E Flea !

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tattoo master

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Southerner Jokes More Southerner Jokes

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup