Confederate Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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Robert E Flea !

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

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What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!