What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!