What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz."

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree