What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

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What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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The bear maximum

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OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!