What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

Palm Tree Jokes More Palm Tree Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.