How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.