How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.