How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.