What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze