2017 Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over?

The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.

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How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

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What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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Why was yellow angry at red?

Red blue green.

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.