2017 Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over?

The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

Madam President Jokes More Madam President Jokes

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ?

Alexander friend are coming over !

George R.R. Martin Jokes More George R.R. Martin Jokes

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Red Jokes More Red Jokes

What's black, blue, and red all over?

The Grudge at a rave.

What's black, white, and red all over?

The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"