2017 Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over?

The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

Why was yellow angry at red?

Red blue green.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ?

Anderson and daughter came too !

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.