Dingo Jokes

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What is the toughest religion to get into?

The Difficult.

Tutor Jokes More Tutor Jokes

How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Good Meal Jokes More Good Meal Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.