Dingo Jokes

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Tutor Jokes More Tutor Jokes

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Good Meal Jokes More Good Meal Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins