Dingo Jokes

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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Difficult Jokes More Difficult Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What is the toughest religion to get into?

The Difficult.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Good Meal Jokes More Good Meal Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...