Dingo Jokes

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate?

It takes two to make a dingo write.

What do you call a flatulent teacher?

A tutor

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What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What is the toughest religion to get into?

The Difficult.

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Straw Jokes More Straw Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.