Dingo Jokes

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What were the very first straws made of?

ANSWER: Straw.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?

A dingo-ling !

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

Difficult Jokes More Difficult Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What is the toughest religion to get into?

The Difficult.

Good Meal Jokes More Good Meal Jokes

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal