Dingo Jokes

What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

Tutor Jokes More Tutor Jokes

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

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How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

Good Meal Jokes More Good Meal Jokes

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal