Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

What is the worst race of ghosts?

Spooks

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.