Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !