Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo Hahahaha

Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)