Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance did the Pilgrims do?

The Plymouth Rock.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.