Tennish Jokes

When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

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What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

Wimbeldon Jokes More Wimbeldon Jokes

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

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