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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

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When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

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How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

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