Sean Connery Favorite Sport Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

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What's Sean Connery's favorite sport and when does he play it?

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport?

Formula one!

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

What is Siri really good at?

Playing pocket pool.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"