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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

Swede Jokes More Swede Jokes

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

A: Oranges.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

Swe Jokes More Swe Jokes

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin