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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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Wimbledon Jokes More Wimbledon Jokes

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Swe Jokes More Swe Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some