Ish Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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Sean Jokes More Sean Jokes

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair?

Because Sean Combs.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ?

Alexia again to open this door !

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Serena Williams ' Jokes More Serena Williams ' Jokes

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish

Serena Williams ' Favorite Time Jokes More Serena Williams ' Favorite Time Jokes

What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.