All of them.
To keep their hats pointed.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
Yes.
It must be heredditory.
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.