What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.