A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.