How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Where do fish sleep?

A. In a river bed

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!