What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

How was the sound quality of Shrek's musical keyboard?

Nothing special, it was just MIDI-Ogre

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How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don