How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote