How do mob boss mules open doors?

With Don-keys.

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What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

What is Shrek's favorite book?

Don-key xote