Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Stick Shift Jokes More Stick Shift Jokes

Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.