Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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a soviet

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A sicka blyat

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Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.