What music does a balloon really hate?

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What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)