What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

What's a German's favorite fruit?

An Auto-Bahnana

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves