Fetty Wap Jokes

What is Fetty Wap's favorite time?

5:38 PM.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

17 dirty apes.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

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How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem